Jupitoans

Two races of the moons of Jupiter. To the left are the Callistoans and to the right is an Elaran. Despite having nearly the same genetic makeup, they hate the other race. But, since certain apsects of the Jupitoan languages are impossible for a human to understand, interstellar sociologists have no idea why they despise each other.

Never tell an Elaran it looks like a Callistoan and vice versa. If you do, be prepared to hear the worst song of your life that that specific Jupitoan will force you to sit through. (Some think the song is a bitching rant about how much they hate the other and how DARE you call me one! During what is known as "The great enslavement of Jupiter", songs like these could be seen for 680 credits if you didn't own one of the creatures yourself.

They are cleaver 2 foot tall beings, however, with their own technology, societies, dialects, and honor codes. There was a big uproar in 2153 when the various lifeforms of jupiter were put into slavery in zoos and as pets (And some for barbecue). At the time, no one understood their language and the humans assumed they were as smart as dolphins.

Boy did everyone get a surprise when they held they held all of the fish hostage.

Editor's note: Originally Jupitoans were thought to be aesexual. Due to research, it hasn't been confirmed, but scientists are speculating that they actually have FOUR sexes...some say five, but it's still up for debate.